It’s almost like our HQ has a Falklands Para Walt revolving door going by the amount who keep passing through it.

Meet Alan Duggan.

Let’s get this out there right now. Why have you attached those medal ribbons upside down? Simply the worst case of Walting error we have seen.

Now for a former Sgt in 2 Para you would have thought he would have known the correct order, but as our investigation has revealed. Duggan had never served in the Parachute Regiment or saw active service in the Falklands.

Several members brought Duggan to our attention and just be looking at his back garden pictures it was clear what we had.

He’s actually wearing a brassard on his arm, which is worn by cadets.

We ran our checks via trusted contacts and you know what?….”………………..NIL RETURN. not a sausage, nowt. Sweet F A.

Not known by 2 Para or anyone from the Reg from the crew of 82.

Not listed on the 2 Para Op Corporate orbat.

Not listed as having been awarded the LS&GC or SAM with rosette.

Not listed as having passed P Company or having attended and passed the Basic Military Parachute Course at RAF Brize Norton.

We reached out to Duggan as did others...

But Duggan was a tad bit shy to respond despite knowing about our interest and just blocked us.

So we asked him again on another of his profiles.

Nowt.

We suspect after our come on down...

Duggan looks a bit like this while blocking his account, but your pictures are still visible you Walt.

What a Cumper

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