Alan Willcox bloating as a Para and self awarded medals
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Meet long time Bloater Alan Willcox who we exposed a few years back for trying to pass himself of as a member of the Parachute Regiment and who had served many operational tours. The truth however, is he was TA who did not like the nasty man shouting at him.
Willcox had posted several posts about his time in the Parachute regiment and proudly wore his self awarded beret and medals of all to see on social media.




He would also make some very boastful claims about his time in.




However, the reality of Willcox service was not as he made out on social media.








He was a TA soldier. He had never attended any P Company or UKSF selection course, Never attended the Basic Parachute Course. Never deployed operationally anywhere. He simply bought his own Beret and rack of medals from Ebay and forgotten all about his TA time and actual TA unit.


Once exposed Willcox would massively backtrack and claim he was a soldier, posting the same basic Memo of a request to a signals sqn and alluding he was Special Forces Signals and would constantly rant to himself on social media that the WMHCHQ had got it all wrong, but no one is listening.
Willcox would erase from his rants that he had a bloated his service as being parachute Regiment and highly decorated and just go on about his paperwork which he would redact any references to TA.
Not being happy with the WMHCHQ for bursting his bubble Willcox felt compelled to target any veteran who made a comment on the page and began a campaign alleging he would expose the admin of the WMHCHQ.




Tinklesplash and the Troll calling everyone else a Troll.
Willcox set up a WordPress page called Tinklesplash where he would hide behind his created blog page sniping at veterans and posting up their names, addresses and family photos.
Veterans observed some major cracks in his new story.
Writing this as an ex bleep Radio telegraphist with 12 year in various units. I never did special forces (ooh me back etc) but I kind of know how this works so.. the paperwork proves nothing beyond him once being in the armed forces for at least a day. Eveyone at some point is a signitury of the OSA.. As for being incapable of getting his head round the comms equipment used by 'speshul forces' I call bullshit. He would have had to go through at least grade 2 trade training to even be considered for the SAS support selection and its only after you pass THAT and your a member of (then) 264 sig sqn (sas sup) that you would get your hands on any Specialized equipment.
His post of a memo from MAR Glasgow to 63 sqn (SAS TA support) has no content and proves nothing, and why in the address has he redacted the 'TA' and '(V)' element? I'm pretty sure it's not a secret.. So there's a fucking HUGE hole in his story.. You leave trade training as a class 3 Telegraphist (radio or data) and you have to be in a working unit for 12 months before being eligible to take your class 2 which basically involves the more practical elements of your class 3 such as morse and teleprinter skills. If you don't pass this (pretty much everyone did) you;
A. don't get a few quid a day pay rise and
B. you DON'T get to go on any kind of selection courses, SAS, P company, or All arms Commando.
How come he NOT ONCE mentions the Troop, Sqn, or Reg. he spent at least one year in? Kind of suggests he never got out of trade training if he even got that far?.. Also his spelling is nowhere good enough for him to be a Signals comms operator of any trade used by SAS signals...
I can't comment on his Army cadet experience..
Obviously Willcox is still unhappy with the WMHCHQ and we have since discovered Willcox was supplying misleading information to other exposed Walt's and bloaters. Some who had made threats to veterans who Willcox accused of being Admin of the WMHCHQ.
Willcox was keen to hide his date of birth which he’s tried so very hard to hide during reductions. But it's 1st Dec 1973.
Sooooooo Here on his own website in 1989, aged 16. Which he was.




However, He enlisted in 1993 And Left in 1996.


So….
From 1989 He started basic training. He didn’t complete it until 2 years later, very odd. From then he didn’t enlist until another 2 years then he left after 3 years, having become a Sgt and also completed Pcoy.
So it takes him 2 whole years to complete basic but becomes a Sgt within 3 years


But hands his kit in as a Pte...


Someone is doctoring his own evidence. However, the case with is undisputed is Willcox was never a member of the Parachute Regiment and had never deployed operationally.


Willcox makes a few references to a court hearing.




However, willcox forgot to mention the fact that when he attempted to sue an innocent veteran for being the admin of the WMHCHQ...
The Court hearing............to be continued
Update Dec 2023
Not content with being behind Tinklesplash, reporting people, pages and videos (which gave himself away) and setting up other anti Walter Mitty pages in his spare time he's also pretended to have passed away... Yes, he pretended he was deceased the little attention seeker that he is. See below...




He's also unknowingly given away that he is indeed JASON BOURNE!


Well at least that's who he is on TikTok anyway. You can imagine our faces when we received the multiple videos he posted, into our inbox.
We present the not so great exposer.


Be sure to let us know if you made the cut of his ridiculous videos and if you are one of the admin, but you should know already, as should we because apparently you are we and we are you.


A great contender for Bloater of the year!

