Andrew Phillip Clark

Walting Para and SF fantasist.

WALTER MITTYS

9/25/2023

Meet Andrew Clark.

We were introduced to Clark some time ago after some of his work mates in the security industry claimed he was waffling about his special forces background in which he played on quite heavily when applying for top management jobs in security.

Clark claims he started in 1 Para then rebadged to 264, 18 sigs and served on several operations with 22 SAS.

We were able to view emails and a CV which clearly stated ‘SF Soldier British army sept 1989 – Aug 1998 served with parachute regiment (1 Para) and various special forces units’

When viewing his posts he makes a number of hints about having served……via stock images which to our shock never shows his face.

Rummaging through his many photos and the only ones we could find in any form of military garb where you see his grid was of Clark playing dress up during airsoft days out.

1 Para?

Trooper?

From our years of experience one thing is always present in a veterans photo history and in particular one who plays heavily on a service record is at least one photo when serving. However, not one could be found.

Other than a 1 Para top and maroon tie with military parachute wings which he wore frequently at work.

We posted up a CC1 to the units which he claims to have served and when his name, dates of alleged service and mugshot did the rounds, no one knew of him.

After several more of the same replies it became plainly obvious his name was doing the rounds on closed groups, including the parachute regiment with a full nil return. But then again someone who only managed four weeks a junior Para, pirbright is not going to be remembered.

We reached out to Clark several times ask for his take

We ran his details past our contacts and could find no records of him having passed a basic parachute course at RAF Brize Norton, which considering the tie he likes to wear at work you would have thought he would have.

No Records of UKSF selection.

No records of having attempted P Company

No records of a basic military parachute course

We reached out one final time with our life line

But he simply did not want to play. So his final chance to avoid the obvious was issued .

He pulletook his profile off Facebook and did a FB runner. Walting is one thing but to try and gain work using a fictitious career is inexcusable…………What a Cumper

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