We gave him a chance to fezz up but hay ho. First Cumper of the year 2014!

Let’s keep this short, he did serve with the army but never made it to battalion. He does not or has never served with the paras
Well known as a bullshitter where he is currently living!

So wrong stable belt over old DPM waterproofs.

Facts
Phase 2 in 2004. Cap badged Irish guards but went AWOL in phase 2. Never passed P coy or wings course.

Once exposed and after the sinking feeling of being caught red handed had passed, right out of the Cumper book of a hundred excuses! Fancy dress party and his account was hacked lol oh please!

What a Cumper

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