Eddie Kone
aka Edward Smith bluffing Undercover and SCO19 super cop
BLOATERS
Welcome to the wonderful world of Eddie Kone, former elite policeman, business man, Brazilian Ju-Jitsu expert and bodyguard instructor.
Eddie, real name Edward Smith has been on Social media recently pushing his book ‘The Mission’ which, if his recent podcasts (behindtheshield911 #319 and the Darkside podcast) are a thing to go by should be a right riveting read.
It allegedly covers his glittering career in the Police but if it’s content matches his recent interviews, will be complete and utter fantasy.
Which he likes talking about along with his coping mechanisms such as the lighthouse on a podcast called H Hour. So let’s shine more light on this cockwomble.
The H Hour Podcast is presented by a genuine veteran who is taken in by Kones waffle when he talks about Met guys not coming home from overseas Ops and as a result Kone suffers from survivor guilt syndrome which is absolute fantasy or is it sick note syndrome?
Kone claims to have had a twenty + year career in the police much of it in Elite Special Operations Units in the London Metropolitan Police, finishing his career as Firearms Officer and stepping down when he recognised the symptoms of PTSD.
As with all who grace these pages Eddie Kone was NEVER a Firearms Officer, in fact his entire, somewhat uninspiring career was spent as a uniform Constable at an East London Police Station and a good deal of it was spent performing office work in The Custody Management team on light duties as a result of various ailments.
In other words he was a holder of the Fablon Biff Chit
The Fablon Biff Chit
A biff chit is a piece of paper signed by the Doc or MO usually given to a mega Biff such as Kone
The piece of paper is usually then taken and waved around in front of the soldier’s Heads of Department in the frantic hope it will get them out of any duty’s which might make them break a sweat.
He never attempted any tests and simply self awarded himself qualifications and it’s here where Shortt invented his made up career which he was able for many years to get away with, selling himself and his self taught subject matter expertise to the unknowing who would pay large amounts of dosh to be trained at his International Bodyguard association school of fuckwittery. Even the government were fooled.
However the internet would catch Shortt out and sadly for Kone it’s caught him out before his first book could get off the ground.
Once his business partner, who had been taking in by Stones lies contacted the WMHCHQ we were able to furnish him with the facts.
THEN THIS HAPPENED.
The Walting cop: the LinkedIn page for TSCM
Soon Eddie Kone got word he was being called out on his lies, and like all Walts and Bloaters who end up here, he attempted some spring cleaning on the Internet by getting his bloating claims cleaned up, but not quick enough.
Bang, HES gone, and Stone attempts to whitewash the internet of all traces of his bullshit life. But sadly the original tag lines will never disappear.
Eddies bloating Book has now mysteriously disappeared off amazon.
After checking with a few contacts in the right places we got this back.
“It was as close to being an SF operator as you could be…”
“We were geared up for all types of operations. We were the specialists in Methods of Entry, MOE, fast rope access skills, building entries, hostage rescue, terrorist incidents, you name it, it was on the menu. An incredible time in my life and that’s were I retired from….”
No you didn’t mate! You retired from a desk job in Newham. Excused boots and PT most of your career.
To compound his lies, he lays claim to participating in secret overseas missions in host countries such as Kenya and losing colleagues on international ops, suffering from Survivor Syndrome as a consequence
“On my watch, I accounted for everyone! I had to deal with knowing that people had deployed and were never coming back. I knew that I was so meticulous, if I’d been there, they’d be here now!” No Metropolitan Police officer has ever been killed on duty in an type of deployment overseas.
So much of what Kone claims is false that We can barely scratch the surface of his lies here in one sitting and from our observations we could see a similar trait as to that king of walts the now late James Shortt playing out in Kone antics.
The "LATE" Baron of bullshit James Shortt
Those who don’t know about James Shortt please educate yourself via google
BUT IN SHORT
Such pathetic attempts are met with “Get out of my office you malingering Cnut!” or similar. Professional biffs will have their chits laminated or covered in Fablon to keep the dribble and wee off all year round.
A long established and apparently well qualified exponent of Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, he is a BJJ coach and, with his company TSCM Ltd, he and his former military instructors run, amongst other training, a 14 day Close Protection course.
TSCM boasts of having over 30 years of SO19 and Military experience. But like most people who find themselves here, Eddie Kone was never in SO19.
Despite only ever having worked as a uniform constable, our Eddie claims to have served in a variety of specialist Metropolitan Police roles including, amongst others, the Territorial Support Group, Covert Operations and the world famous Flying Squad but having helped Reagan and Carter lock up ‘tasty blaggers’ for three years, it’s when he discusses his time on SO13 the Anti-Terrorist squad that his lack of actual experience trips him up badly.
Get your trousers on Kone your fuckwittery just got you busted.
Kone seems to mistake SO13, a unit manned exclusively by detectives, who’s task is to investigate terrorist attacks, with some sort of elite commando unit, that at some point, in his words, merged and became SO19.
Talking about his time there on various podcasts he’s boasted… “There were no flat caps. We wore berets, dark body armour and dark, flame retardant suits….”
Like Kone, Shortt had a limited career shortt joined the TA on a writers attachment to 21 SAS for osprey books.
There he counted blankets while writing about the training and life of a TA SAS soldier.
Territorial Support Group (TSG)- No Record
Flying Squad (SO8)- No Record
Anti- Terrorist Squad (SO13)- No Record
Specialist Firearms Command (SO19) – No Record
What a total Bloating cockwomble.
Since first exposing Kone he crawled under a stone for a wee bit, but soon resurfaced and attempted to re-brand.
He's done some pruning since...
Eddie K. Book Covers – Creative Sparrow Agency
But it ain't working me old China.
