They don’t come as silly as this one! Meet Nobby Clarke who served in the REME from 1977 to 2000 which he should be proud.

However, Nobby was not content which his own service and decided to fluff it up a tad to……….

It gets worse...

Turns out he was in to sports parachuting so felt he could award himself airborne and SF status on the back of it. Quite a few do that!

Verdict

A very sad Bloater who should know better.

We gave him the chance to come clean but he chose to play poker with us. Big mistake!

But here is the strange thing. Nobby has never attempted the All Arms P Coy or a military parachute course. He was also never attached to an airborne or SF unit.

He never attended a UKSF selection course or even attached to Hereford support group so the big question is why is Nobby giving it big licks and shit dits about being SAS and Airborne to anyone who will listen.

When we take a look at some of Nobbys photos when serving we find no pictures of Nobby in uniform wearing wings or maroon beret.

https://nobbyclarke.webs.com/apps/photos/album?albumid=5892890

Even more strange when Nobbys service number and name was past onto our contacts he could not be found on the Para course database or that of P company.

Our SF contact also drew a blank. One of his relatives served in 21 SAS v but that does not mean you have the right to bloat it up to cadets wearing SAS blazer, tie and beret! The reason we say that as we know once this exposure comes to light he will try and claim he wore it to honour his relatives service. Bullshit!

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