Joane Wood

Walting Wood the US Major

WALTER MITTYS

5/26/2024

Oh what a gift we have. Meet Joane Wood more commonly known as Joanne Wood/Sue Parkinson but also uses the aliases Lawrenson, Holiday, Alberts & Bainbridge to name a few... Not only does she claim she was a US Major spanning a career of 19 years...

...But she's also a psychic too!

Winners!

Before we begin, this exposure will serve as a good reminder to all potential wannabe Walts, Bloaters and Golden turds that we have eyes and ears in all areas, due to the amount we have exposed and are grouped eclectically, you aren't safe to walt.

Just a friendly warning ;)

The Tip-Off

We received an inbox from Afghan Nick asking us to take a look into Joane Wood, as he had received intel that Joane had previously claimed they were a veteran on YouTube, then acted very aloof and scarpered when probed by a couple of our members.

So when we saw Walting Wood commenting on one of A.N Headshot's posts about Sixchins, ironically claiming 'he' was a fake and 'she' was not, we gave Afghan Nick the go ahead to ask the suspected Walt a question that makes them run away and come over all funny...

That's where the perpetual flood gates opened and the spiritual shit hit the fan.

We were half expecting Afghanistan, Iraq and Algeria to pop out then...

But we caught her live that night and she really doesn't like to be questioned on her service. If you're legit its a simple question, isn't it?

All deleted.

Joane then ran to a paranormal group which can only be described as a hive of hinderance or as Sixchins affectionately names them the "HIGH HATE GROUP"

Can you tell its playing on her mind, wondering where we got military from? She forgets what she say's

The admins of this group seemed disillusioned, blindsided due to beef they have with Afghan Nick, believing Joane Wood was being bullied, when Afghan Nick was asked by 'us' to drop the clanger, (when did you serve?) in the first place.

All deleted.

We had intel she likes to frequent another Facebook group Dimpact, where they debate nonce hunters stings amongst other things. So we asked a member to write a post and make Walting Wood come out of hiding...

It went quiet... On Joane's behalf, until the next evening when she went live on her Psychic-Joane FB page and then posted this whopper in Dimpact...

Aaaaaand she turned off the comments, as you can see there have been many excuses, firstly wondering where we had got military from, then she was only in for 3 years, her being a Major was a "long standing joke between friends" well Joane, they are your customers and you made a massive entrance and went into detail, here

Or was she being serious, she says " I went through fire and brimstone to get to that rank", Benjamin says "I am a Major in the army also Joane!!!" and then Charles came much later in the clip and said he was "a Major Pain in the arse" - that wasn't even a long standing joke, that seemed to be the first time you had heard that "that tickled me"

The icing on the cake, Benjamin goes onto say "Thank you for all your service Joane!!" she replies "ahhh you're welcome Benjamin, you're welcome"

Gaining kudos and gratitude, money via stars and paypal, off the back of you claiming to be a Major in the US army - 19 years!

19 years now not 3!

She was purposefully only shown a snippet of her live, the one above, because we knew she would make excuses, here is the whole clip, with the comments. So have a watch and see if it matches what she claims above that the 'Major' was just part of a joke with a friend...

Then she went on the routine Walt SOP's cleansing spree

Even her son came forward about her...

We aren't even going to comment on her psychic skills scamming.

But what we will say is we have finally found the Ying to Sixchins Yang.

So we thought we'd reach out.

Deleted

She must be shy, So with that we issued our come on down.

But as suspected, she didn't have the bottle to get in touch and prove herself...

We did our checks,

She provided no evidence to back up her hefty claims of being a Major in the US army for 19 years and failed to produce documentation such as a DD214 after numerous requests.

None of our US Army contacts knew of her and had no record of her (Surprising with her being a Major and all)

None of our UK contacts that served in Germany during the timeframe she stated, knew of her (A brit serving in the US army would stand out and be remembered)

Her son had confirmed she has never been a US citizen and never married an American, thus defying all odds that she was ever in the US Army.

(However, should you disagree with the above Joane and you want to prove us wrong please do so, Let's not forget Stolen Valor is a crime in the USA)

VERDICT

A total Woodfuckery of a Walting Matilda.

She removed her Instagram, X, TikTok all from her profile, removed hundreds of psychic scamming livestreams from her facebook, changed Bio's and removed the prices from her website... after getting ripped because £45 per half hour reading or £100 for an hour makes great business sense.

https://www.psychic-joane.org.uk

https://tarotandangelcardreadings.ueniweb.com

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