Meet another bloater who could not simply be proud of his own regiment and instead rebadged himself parachute regiment and self awarded himself a rack of medals.

Say HI to Keith Benson or as he uses to hide his bloating after being caught more than once, Benny Benno.

Some of this lizards past cumpery before he did a Facebook runner...

Benson or Benno had been flagged up in the past by his former comrades in the 1st York’s after he was caught making out to be in 3 Para.

Now here is the major flaw in his tails.

A post went up in October from a page promoting veterans and their thoughts about serving when who should pop up.

We know. It’s Keith Benson.

He never served in the Parachute Regiment, never attempted P Coy or the Basic Military Parachute course and is simply not known within 3 Para.

You would have thought with his impressive rack he would have been.

The truth.

A private in the Sgt Mess as a waiter who lasted two weeks On telic 13 where he worked in the bedding store for 2 weeks then went sick and had to be sent back to the uk. Holder the golden Fablon Biff chit ,never to deploy again.

You sir are a bloating light duties and excused boots ballsack of a cockwomble. Even the famous Tony Cumper would be outraged.

But……….The plot thickens. A keen eyed member noticed this gem

SAS wings which are issued to badged members who passed UK Special Forces selection. So why those wings?

To be continued...

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