Kevin (Bart) Barton

SAS Walter Mitty from New Zealand

WALTER MITTYS

2/16/2022

Meet the leg-end that is Kevin (Bart) Barton from Marlborough New Zealand who likes to get all the old girls moist regaling them with his badly researched tails of SAS heroism.

So without further spoon feeding you here’s the video

Everything from Sea Ranger helicopters, The apparently French built General Beegando, and even the paaable island raid was in there.

The fact he could not even get the correct name of the officer who led that raid was insulting enough, but it got much worse.

Captured in Bosnia had his balls crushed in a vice, electrodes and pins in his eyes to eating tigers that buffoon had done it all.

However, he tells a very different tale here

And yet makes not one reference to his glittering military career which you would have thought he could not help but big up considering the video above

After a few checks with our contacts no military records of Kevin Barton could be found. What a shock.

Verdict

Total walting cockwomble

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