Kris Stone

WALTER MITTYS

4/29/2019

Looks like the Soldier F marches are bring out the walts and bloaters left, right and centre as we bring you yet another bluffing resident of Cockwomble street on the island of Wankspangle in the form of Kris Stone

What a surprise another EDL member who claims he was 2 para from 97 till 2000/01 and head security for the EDL HQ

After doing our normal checks it turns out he is not known by anyone in 2 Para from that timeline.

On closer inspection by members of 2 Para he has no mutual Parachute regiment friends.

Verdict

No P Company records

No Basic Military Parachute Course records.

Not known by members of 2 Para between 97 to 2001.

WALT!!

And on even closer microscopic inspection he has no historical qualifications to claim being a member of the Airborne Brotherhood.

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