Mark Lord Crewe

2022 looks to be the year of the Bloater as another one lands in our Bloater in-tray. Meet Mark Lord Crewe.

Crewe’s fuckwittery has raised a few eyebrow at the local Royal British Legion after his many stories of his Royal Marine capers and after leading a Remembrance Day parade in full MTP with Royal Marine insignia and the prized Green Beret of the Royal Marines.

We learn he was called out and highlighted to the RBL months before the parade. They chose to ignore that information……..until now.

The tip off:

Most will know that to have earned the right to wear the beret and class yourself a Royal Marine you must have passed one of the most physically demanding courses in the Armed Forces and for some very strange reason his name could not be found as having passed or as having passed out.

Crewe has been challenged several times about his Royal Marine service history but has always managed to swerve the issue by claiming his number is hidden because of “red tape” , but is happy to provide his number when he was in the Royal Navy.

Which is odd as both are part of the same organisation, so why would “red tape” prevent Crewe from providing his service number as he’s not shy when sorting his alleged association with the RM as can be seen in these pictures taken during last years Remembrance Day parade held in Kettering

So we did our thing and via our contacts it did not take long and no service history with any Commando unit could be traced.

We checked with our contacts to see if he had Basic Military Parachute Qualifications in regards to his SF claims and again a blank was drawn. His name and FB mugshot did the arounds.

Real service?

Royal Navy D211698W Royal Navy Dec 1987 to Jan 1989. However, it’s claimed by a few the number does not marry up with the date he claims to have joined….more to follow.

At first we agreed to hold off out of respect for his loss

When considering each apology we need to know the subject understands What he’s apologetic about so the members can decide whether it’s sincere and belongs in the WMHCHQ Vault. Some like to stall while they hide all walting crimes.

We were to learn he was not being fully honest with us which is all we ask.

Despite the gap in time and even after he got a bit cheeky we still decided to still hold off until Monday.

And it was a unanimous Nil Return and he’s just a few examples.

The Apology:

Crewe knew the game was up and quickly sent the following apology. As per our SOPs we post the Apology and the exposure for 24 hours so.

He then took his Facebook page down.

Never served in the Royal Marines.

Never served in the SBS.

However more questions have been raised over his RN number.

Mark Lord Crewe - Royal Marine Bloater

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