Here we go again. Say hello sailor to special lover Martin Clarke Allegedly from Bristol.

Martin lurks around dating pages claiming to be a member of 42 Cdo of the Royal Marines.

Posting those classic combat photos complete with camCream and buttoned up 95 shirt ………in his bedroom.

What Martin had to say when attempting to impress the ladies "I was a royal marine commando major in 42 i left through injury am working at rolls royce in patchway and i help run a military style boot camp for overweight and underprivileged kids with some navy friends of mine.

I also box and i climb absail and workout a lot."

Then there is the Syria dits.

Martin then started to get spooked once more probing questions were posed and his walting pictures complete with action man cam cream came tumbling down.

After asking for a Facebook page he sent a link claiming he’d created it that morning. However – 357 friends and mostly young girls with large chests!

He then did one. We made contact but he was not keen to speak .

No details could be found and he’s not known to anyone within the RM community which is not surprising considering his lack of historical knowledge of his chosen Walting profession.

Ladies keep an eye out for him during any run ashore.

Royal Marines at Tumbledown?

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