Oh praise the lord as we present to you a walt with many names, identity’s and for a present change not a Para RM or chief.

Maxwell goes by several aliases and likes to hang around military Facebook pages posting shit dits about his time in. however if your going to walt with confidence do your research and get your lingo in order Budd.

Maxwell came to the attention after one of our members sensed something was not quite right about someone trying far to hard to play his veterans card on a airsoft forum. Our club member carried out his own investigation and had done most of the work so at this point we’re going to hand over.

He had started out with a post in an airsoft forum stating “post them if you got them- with a little write up of “1 section 1 platoon with their trusty puma steed” and a challenge of see if you can find me….the bloke he identified as him looked nothing like him. Much to my surprise (lol) when I asked lads from 1RWF none of them knew him or the others seen in the picture, gut feeling went to WALT.

In another trap we set for name and number – he stated name, 50081250, CPL, 1RWF, more alarm bells as 50 number was the old officer numbers in early 90s not during his dates given. Plus officers had only six numbers back then.

Over the past few months he had regaled the local airsoft community with stories of being in the recce platoon and a sniper with statements as “ we used L115s in afghan, using medium grain weight lapua mag rounds for accurate shooting over 1km, rounds hitting low orbit” as well as needing to know to calculate the Eotvos and Coriolis effects.

Then went on to say that he was “effectively “recon” (why not say recce like normal people) for arty boys and that he never had clearance to fire at optimum range unless there were tics elsewhere and not being able to take WMIKs over to see if they hit anything”?

In another post he went on to mock some snowflakes saying “got their reg issue boxer briefs in a twist”, so I started laying the traps, he went on to bloat about being at the end of “infantry cadre” before knowing what “skiddies” were (why not just say phase 2 or basic?) and claimed to have served 1998-2009 in FWA (what ever they are “Free Welsh Army”? lol) until 2006 then the Royal Welsh Reg, he was posted to Hightown Barracks Wrexham, before moving to Tidworth before his prem release in 2009 (I was informed by a former RWF fusilier that they were in Chepstow 1998 before moving to Dale barracks in Chester, and then to Lucknow in Tidworth), he stated that the RWF “unionised” with the Borderers lot to form the Royal Welsh – incorrect again. So enough was enough and he was publicly called out as a Walt!

6hrs passed and he wrote another public post in the forum to say “do not knock my character, your mates wouldn’t have heard of him AT ALL” (well we know that because you wasn’t there), and that he “was and ALWAYS will be a fusilier, a ROYAL WELCH FUSILIER, A Company, FIRST (and only battalion) in Hightown Barracks, in Wrexham. And when we unionised with the other three regiments, third battalion went to Mandee in Cardiff, I stayed in first battalion, which became the armoured cav, (when did the Royal Welsh become a Cavalry unit???) in Lucknow barracks in Tidowrth. Finally for reasons I’m not going to discuss my surname is not what it was but I wont put tis on here as to why. You can apologise and I’ll be gracious and forgive you.

But don’t you dare call me a Walt you fella…” Only 2 regiments formed the RW after the AMALGAMATION and that 3rd battalion he spoke of already had HQ in MAINDEE as it is the Reserve battalion.

So I kept challenging, asking questions like name the RSM, and what was his number…he didn’t like it and started to get angry, making more mistakes….photos appeared of telic, Herrick and a golden jubilee gong next to a driving licence of his, still wouldn’t give a number or indeed prove that they were his on the side of the gong….Then he went UBERWALT and asked me “who did we lose at AL ZAHA during TELIC? My best mate L/CPL Barber aka Haircut”, I later found out from those on that tour from A COY 1RWF that they lost no one, I did however find that, unfortunately 2RW (RRW) had lost Pte C Barber from Ogmore Vale from a freak ricochet in Basra. I hope he was not using this to further his stories.

When I listed all the issues I had with his stories and that if he privately sent me his number etc I would apologise publicly…..he then blocked me, removed the posts (glad I took some screenshots), and claimed PTSD to others naming a therapist from the local health board Vet Assoc, who was there in 2012 but has now left (why name a therapist but not give his number?) This cretin is 100% a cck wombling, wnk spangling, kangarillpig f***ing, cluster fuck of a shit bag.

So after that read here’s the visual evidence and in no particular order. As most readers to our blog know we demand visual evidence and not hearsay and it was in abundance.

He then became very shy and was not willing to show the rim of his alleged medals after a few facts were pointed out...

Soon after this exchange he sent an excuse behind his ranting to the moderator of the group he was walting in.

And via the power of google his ptsd excuse fell apart again as the therapist took over in the local health board in 2012 but he’s no longer listed on the website as a current therapist now.

We managed to run a check via our contacts and his name and that cracking number came up as a nil return. Not even space force!

After our CC1 his alleged photo and shit dits did the rounds with the units he claimed to have served with and not one person knew him or those in the photos.

Everyone tore his claims to shreds with facts based on genuine regimental knowledge which no walt can find on google.

Here’s a few examples.

However the picture he was passing of as himself was...

We could carry on but you get the picture.

Soon after he started to sanitise his Facebook page and engaged full Facebook shields However, the tinternet has a habit of catching up with you and soon after our come on down More followed.

But….no SIA license.

Then articles which linked the same person to the various names he was using.

Article

What? Building sites? So after all that is he walt? A big fat yes. Not one person in the units he was claiming to have been with knew him.

His dates and shit dits were out and he had no real knowledge of the correct lingo used by people who had truly served.

We contacted Maxwell and he was not keen to talk. What a shock!

Total wankpuffin who needs a hard and fast arse probing with a frozen Toblerone…..family size.

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