Moe Morris

SAS Bloating Sphincter

BLOATERS

2/1/2021

Gather round children and listen in as we tell you the tale of tough guy Moe Morris.

Three girls in particular all claimed he had told them he was SAS attached to MI6, hunting terrorists in the U.K. and abroad which meant he would need to disappear at times and always had a gun under his pillow.

And he has the ID and guns to prove it.

Morris first graced our page several months ago after someone in the security industry flagged him up as a potential blotting wankspangle when being found to have exaggerated his service on his CV with claims of being 4/73 (Sphinx) Special Observation Post Battery RA. CMT and a Sniper.

So we asked around, done some digging and even spoke to some of the several girls on his friends list, and they were very enlightening! They were also not happy after they were under the impression he was on top secret missions and the only girl for him.

Taken at FOB living room

After our Come on down it took minutes to get the gen.

Note the rim which looks to have been engraved over with 22 SAS.

We then check in with our contacts and Morris had no Military Parachute qualifications.

No SF selection qualifications.

No All Arms Commando Course qualification.

No Sniper or Combat Medic qualifications.

Note the badge

So the questions out there is why? He had served and did deploy, just not in the way he wanted people to think.

What a bloating cockwomble.

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