Here we go again as another member of the biggest regiment in the entire universe graces these pages in the form of Steven (Birky) Birkhead and what a Birk he is.

First came to our attention a few months ago and so we looked, watched and kept him on the boil until the time was right. Note to all those walts and Bloaters who think they’re safe, we do watch you for a fair while before striking.

Steven sports T-shirts and basketball caps with those famous balcony hoggers of the Special Air Service. According to Steve he’s with B Sqn 22 SAS. And he can be seen down his local downing pints and telling his shit dits of daring do.

Here many a tale will be told of special secret operations like operation “Fray Bentos Fury” where Steve due to his unique piefinder skills was tasked to go undercover at Greg’s so he could gain covert intelligence on their stake bake filling.

As you can see Steve was dedicated to his mission and left no pie or sausage role unturned. He claimed Military service in 1982 Learned to ride a bike 1985 Started a new job at John Fredericks plastics 1985.

So we decided to have a chat with Steve disguised as fellow feeder in order to get the low down.

At this point we decided to check with our contacts and strangely we could not find him on any records.

No military Parachute Course history

No UKSF entry’s anywhere.

Facts

He did a spell in the Army cadets so could possibly have been RAF regiment before upgrading to the ACF. But who knows. (Just a bit of banter lads)

Steven decided he was not so keen talking to us once we approached him and went on radio silence then cleaned his Facebook account of all forms of Walting.

Verdict

A pie eating SAS walt

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Update Oct 2023

Having checked up on the 'Fray Bentos Piefinder' we were met with this...

'Corps of Commisionaires'

Finally, a job where he can wear a legitimate military style uniform!

Or is it? We do hope he didn't get the job by saying he was SAS...

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