The Blair Twins, Joseph and Robert Blair
Two Walts for the investigation of one.
WALTER MITTYS


A first for the WMHCHQ, Twin Walts and these pair share a platform with at least three others we have exposed and two still under investigation.
Say hi to Robert and Joseph Blair.
The Blair Twins were reported to the WMHCHQ a while back when spotted mingling with a few other Bloaters and Walts such as
Dean Cumberpatch
Dave Tanner
Bella Inns
Yvonne Ashall
To name but a few, along with all the other far useless right never served wankspangles who swallow every drop of walting manfat dribble that spouts from these creatures, who are all linked to the same far right networks who for years have been trying to use the armed forces to gain support for their cause.


Joseph Blair & SAS Bloater Dean Cumberpatch




Since the Historical NI witch hunts we have found the marches against them have become a huge magnet for walts and Bloaters but never have we had two the price of one.
Nearly all of their associates have been exposed at some time having used the Historical NI prosecutions of veterans as a staging post to bandwagon for their own cause and nearly always to do with collecting money for charity……..their charity!
Some of these groups have this idea they can start a revolution using veterans and the Historical NI cases have been a magnet for walts to mix in such waltfuckery.


When out on marches or demos the twins were mostly on the piss or giving interviews while under the influence and taking drinks off people who bought them a pint for being veterans.


Note the tattoo...
According to the latest tactic. We’re not the real WMHCHQ because the real WMHCHQ cleared the twins after they showed their (paper work) and the blog host claims the fake WMHCHQ banned him and four Genuine veterans who posted on here in the twins defence but we took them down several times, however they never managed to get any screenshots of these posts in their defence.
Deep breath.
The twins claim they can't show their paper work because of the official secrets act and not knowing who we are why should they. They state they would only show their paperwork to people they trust.
So did you know the admin of the (real WMHCHQ)
Then we have the old chestnut that they were deliberately lying to us just to set the fake WMHCHQ up when admitting to having never served and only wore the berets out off respect
Is anyone confused?
So in summary
Let’s try to convince the veterans community this page is fake so everyone will get all angry and report us in droves in order to suppress their lies and manipulation of the veterans community to make it all disappear.
The very reason this club exists is because of such people. This club is going no where me old china.
Watch the Comedy Gold. The amount of Yes’s in this video has beat Sixchins record. Why is when people are trying to worm themselves out of a lie or convince others they project the yes word after every two or three words?




Dave Tanner


They’re both very careful on specific dates of service so do not give much detail away however people very close to them were able to confirm both had never served or worked a day in their life and those who had served in the units associated with the berets and units badge they wear have never heard of them either which is odd as twins in the same unit would be quite memorable to most.
A few comments from observations of those who served after our CC1.
Watched some of their videos and got a closer look at the cap bridge. It’s not Royal Irish or UDR or of any ancestral unit, it is definitely either RUC or Ulster Special Constabulary otherwise known as the B-Specials.
The B-Specials had a bit of status particularly among Loyalist communities. They were a semi-military police force during the early days of the Troubles and were feared. Uniform was black but they did not wear berets but peaked caps like RUC. This might explain the black beret being worn by these two if they are trying to masquerade as B-Specials, even if it is the style of wrong head dress.
Problem is, Joe Blair has on his profile that he left “St. Patrick’s Secondary School” which would likely have been attended by predominantly Roman Catholic boys, in 1977. USB or B-Specials were disbanded in 1970.
I do note a NI twang to their accents, and taking into consideration their age, irrespective what side of community they come from, they would very well know about the B-Specials and could pass it off without suspicion unless someone looked into it.
That being said, they may possibly be masquerading as RUC, as they wear an RUC service medal beside the NI GSM. The B-Special service medal ribbon is red on white background. But once again RUC never wore a black beret, even specialist units like E4 Alpha. RUC uniforms were changed from black to green in the late 60’s to stop them being called “Black Bastards”, so again black doesn’t make sense.
Finally, only police with prior military service in NI can wear the GSM. The order they are mounted suggests they have done military service first, then police service, however in my opinion I have my doubts.
One of the observations from those who reported them is they were constantly asking for hand outs for their cause but it appears only for their living out expenses for hotels so they could spread the news about their cause.
Even plastered their picture with berets calling themselves veterans on merchandise like cups, badges and even tampax in order to sell their cause.
They even want to a camp where it claims to help cure PTSD for veterans near Bath, owned by Dion and Jo Drayson
https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/local-news/two-released-bail-after-suspected-5253613
After our CC1, the real veterans came flooding in from RUC. SB, RIR even the Home service, spanning service from the 70s to present day.
This went on and on. Not one veteran from the Royal Irish Reg, Irish Ranger or RUC from all branches know of them . Their mug shots and Facebook accounts were posted on private groups and unanimous cry of “Walts” could be heard echoing over the hills and valleys of internetshire.
No records could be found of being members of the British Army or RUC.
Not one member could vouch for them.
And like a well timed SOP just like Cumberpatch they took the denial path claiming they will go live with the “TRUTH” a common word used by Cumberpatch when denying he was wearing an SAS beret at a football match.
Committed to borstal in 1979 with a string of convictions. How did they get all that training in to Special Branch.
At the bottom of the findings it hints at their allegations going way beyond the normal and their credibility is questioned.
But the worst
A live was posted up trying to outwit the WMHCHQ.
But here’s the thing. The Blairs have tried to bluff with some shite about being on the IRAs hit list and was spirited away after death threats.
If that’s the case why are they both parading openly about in beret, medals etc in such a high profile way and blowing their so called cover over two years back and why have a SB tattoo on display on social media for all to see. 😀
Robert then finally replied to the admin with only 14 minuets to go before his big live reveal.
3PM came and went yet no video live.
They went live and it was pure comedy Gold. Telling all they were veterans and did not have to give their numbers and how they will take our page down. They claimed we were putting their lives at risk for bringing up their service past. Which was an odd claim to make considering they had been telling everyone on social media for years.
And the unanimous verdict.
Checks have been made via our official contacts and no records exist of the Blair twins ever having served.
And right on cue like most walts who have lied for years, rather than come clean or simply prove us wrong they state they will take the WMHCHQ down.
Robert then tried again after we posted up our kind offer.
So there you go. All explained……. But
Just out of respect... Why the medals, So self awarded Medals, Veterans badges and Special Branch Tattoos simply out of respect to the RUC


Not content hiding behind genuine veterans and organisations who want to help veterans regardless of their political lines. The Blairs have stooped to a new low.
In a vain attempt at climbing yet again down from their original claims since more of their supporters have started asking more questions due to the dots night lining up, the Blairs are trying to suggest soldiers and touts were in the same boat.
The WMHCHQ have exposed several Walter Mittys and Bloaters who have also used such rally’s to infiltrate genuine veterans for their own political causes. Such practices tar the armed forces community.


The Blairs were very vocal on social media platforms and on live gatherings bragging about their veteran status and alleged servicemen the RUC.
At such events they’re clearly wearing medals, veterans badges and beret and the badge of the RUC ( despite it being the wrong type of headdress for the time they claimed to have served)






































We lit the fuse and posted up our Come on down. We then waited to watch the fireworks.


The Medals






So if first established in July 1982 and the recipient needed 18 months service to have been awarded it then if playing devils advocate and we say the award was back dated to previous service, then they would have had to have joined the RUC at 16. because at 18 according to their own words they needed to leave in 1982 at the tender age of 18. Confused??
From the words of one member
So in short the twins made reference to fort William and Antrim road stations.
This made me think they grew up in north Belfast area.
UDR battalions at that time in Belfast 7th and 10th depending on what side of the Lagan you where on.
No one knows them
1st and 9th battalions for County Antrim.
No one knows them
SB operates today as they did then out of Castlereagh in East Belfast. They havent mentioned this.
Their DOB I think was June 1964?
So they could apply for the RUC from that date. By the time they applied, vetting etc I would say it would have been tight getting on an intake that year.
Their names and photos do not show on any intake photos for 81..82 or 83. They would have had to have done their training in Enniskillen back then.
Despite having been born in June 64..so assuming they got in lighting fast at say September 82 they could not have finished the RUC intial course by the end of that year.
All police officers must serve a 2 year probationary period before even being considered for outside roles..so that a minimum of 84/85.
Then SB selection and DV vetting..best part of another year..so say 85/86.
RUC medal, min of 18 months service..so they would have had to have been in the RUC 84/85
Then the GSM. Wearing a RM capbadge suggests he completed his Commando course and served in Northern Ireland to be awarded it.
So in short. Legally you could only walk the streets of NI at 18 years of age which was June 82. They were evacuated by SB as ‘SB officers’ in 82. They never went back to NI because of an imminent death threat.
So how can you do RUC initial training, 2 years police probation, SB selection and DV vetting. Pass your RM Commando course and then get deployed to Northern Ireland to earn a GSM all within that 6 month period..
Answers on a postcard please..


Then some bloke smashed out a few press-ups in a very small caravan wore kids singlet and made this hysterical video


Basically the Blairs were claiming we have put them at risk for asking them to simply prove they have not lied. But after reading all of our evidence of their social media walting above that excuse is simply not valid.
The WMHCHQ was then approached by one of the Blairs who at first tried to convince us we had it all wrong.


However after a few hours and some facts spelled out to him he blurted out they were spy’s or touts for the SB but had never served, never had a number and only wore the beret out of respect. Which is a far cry if true, but we very much doubt that story either.








Facts. Even some of their own followers have stated to question the Blairs as the maths simply do not add up.
Blairs claim four former members of the Armed Forces have vouched for them yet they have not been able to provide verifiable proof of such claims.
Full on Walter Mitty who have surrounded themselves in a blanket of lies which they don’t have the balls to admit.
The Blairs have started to try and play down their veterans status




However, again we will draw your attention to their social media posts and a photo taken in Belfast


The area these two are swinging in is not a place you would want to advertise yourself as being around if you were told to leave the whole of Belfast due to your cover being blown.
The fact as part of their (now) defence they make that very statement about being targets still for splinter groups. But it’s all our fault!!


From the WMHCHQs observations these pair are simply Cause scammers.
They roam between causes, latch themselves, inbed themselves the look credible and make as much money as they can. No shame.
For any supporters reading all this who have never served and still having problems doing the maths.


Support then started to drop as the penny further drops




We then look at official paperwork which the twins constantly tell all is out there.










Found by one of our members
The number Blair made out was his own. In this video where he blurts out his alleged Army number during a drunken rant.
What number?? Yesterday on their live the twins claimed they were never issued a number because of their special secret work.
So stole it from a deceased soldier. How low will these pair go!!
R.S.E Perry POW Far East 39-45 Royal Corp Signals.


So 2013 they were 49 years of age. Keep that number in your head.
Link to article
A video interview with one of the Blairs at a PTSD camp in Bristol mentions vaguely his forces background (but can’t say to much)


During the interview he says he was 12 in 1977. At 18 both their ‘cover got blown while serving in the RUC Special Branch Anti Terrorist squad in 1982 when both were 18….. Remember he has a tattoo to prove it. And all long before the WMHCHQ had even heard of them.
So again not shy telling the world about the IRA putting a price on their heads while part of a secretive Anti Terrorist unit in NI. But hang one darn cotton picking minute.
Why in 2014 to 2017 would you announce on social media you're going to, or in Belfast while splinter groups are still out looking for you.








Then there’s this music video. Talk about keeping a low profile


Oh look. A walt apparently showing respect to the RM in 2018
https://www.facebook.com/joseph.blair.92/videos/2114467428596951/


Update coming soon...