Tally ho and meet RAF Bloater Timothy Sydenham who lives in Rhondda and gives Wing Commander The Lord Flashheart a run for his money A ha ha ha ha.

Timothy was an Air Cadet 1984-1987 and he served briefly as a junior rank in the RAF in late eighties.

He never made it as an NCO and certainly not a commissioned officer and most definitely not a pilot. Well…… a Cheese Pilot maybe.

Last November A keen eyed member found a pic of him at a Remembrance day parade 2021 in Rhondda (Ynyshir) and all of a sudden, he’s a Wing Commander, pilot and recipient of the Military OBE as well as the Army LS&GC so he’s claiming to have served in the Army as well NI, Iraq, Afghan etc.

Let’s take a look at the two LS & GC Medals for future walt reference...

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Timothy was confronted and he claimed he was wearing it for a friend which was utter BS as later this year he got married in the same uniform with and medals and wings.

Does his wife think he’s a ‘Serving Wing Commander OBE’? Only time will tell once this goes live.

Clearly Timothy was writing eBay uniform and medal cheques his walting body simply did not know how to cash.

Further investigation shows he’s been walting for years.

His shyness increasingly went full thrust and did a walt turn and burn bug out manoeuvre.

In true Top Gun style. I feel the Need, The need to Walt.

We attempted to contact Sydenham but he became shy so we posted up his Come on down

After checking the London Gazette There’s no mention of him ever having been awarded the OBE or listed as an officer.

Our contacts were also able to confirm he’s no pilot.

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