There has has been a rise in Walter Mittys claiming to have served in the Falklands over the years including Chief Constable Nick Adderley from Northamptonshire Police or Chris Webber who even fooled the minister for veterans affairs, Johnny Mercer.

However this exposure is about yet another who decided it would be a good idea to order himself some parachute regiment T-shirts, Tie and badges, tattoos and a few medals for the final Walting flourish. Meet Trevor Gowland.

TWMHCHQ was alerted to Gowland some time ago and after some probing he became suspicious his Walting was rumbled and started to hide his walting from social media. Mainly hiding his Para Reg tats.

Our tip offs descriptions of Gowland's antics was one of Cumper style legends, with tales of being blown up in the Falklands, and Secret operations in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Read the full bullshit for yourself.

More than just a few witnessed his antics

Now after all that you'd have thought such a legend would have been known by this airborne types, but as always no one from 2 Para or any of the battalions know of him.

His Facebook page became very sanitised after the parade, with no hint of military service, yet we still managed to find…….

And this gem

Well TWMHCHQ admin have judged you Gowland. After an extensive search Gowland did not appear on any records as having passed P coy, Parachute Course at RAF Brize Norton or UK Special Forces selection. In fact the only selection Gowland attempted was a Bournville selection box.

No P Coy Records

No Para Course records

No SF records

A short spell in the Royal Engineer’s.

Trevor you Bloating wankspangle. A typical narcissist, who uses a made up service history to intimidate and bully others. The weakest kind of Walt.

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